because I've never had a prettiful journal before! JOURNAL SKIN WITHOUT SUBSCRIPTIONS FTWWWW.

so uhm. hey. don't delete this. click it first. just to see my pretty journal. then you can go back to whatever you were doing 8D

[[oh fine i'll make this journal less pointless]]

...BIG BANG THEORY COMES ON TONIGHT.
See? Now my journal has purpose. To inform you of this wonderful news. Aren't you glad imma journal pimp now?

kayz. i need to quit procrastinating on my homework now.

LOOOOOOVVVVEEEE Y'ALL

p.s. unicornssss

...i really want a tee shirt with a unicorn on it. a unicorn eating cotton candy. yeahhh.

YOUR BOY SIDE:

[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[x] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall
[ ] you've played with/against boys on a team?
[x] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck ((sometimessss... im guilty of loving books and movies that make me cry ))
[ ] you own a XBOX
[ ] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a firefighter ((i also wanted to be a baker, a veterinarian, and a singert ALL AT THE SAME TIME))
[ ] you owned a DS PS2 or Sega
[x] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[ ] you watch sports on TV
[x] gorey movies are cool ((<3))
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport ((KARATE))
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh ((...what do you mean 'used' LOL))
[ ] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors ((blueblueblue))
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[ ] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[x] you have fished at least once

TOTAL= 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE

[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[ ] you wear the color pink ((i don't...huh))
[ ] you go to your mom for advice ((I DON'T GO TO ANYONE FOR ADIVCE BWAHAHA))
[ ] you consider cheerleading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelery
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook
[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars ((WTF star wars is amazing!))
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed ((uhh... no more like 40 minutes XD))
[x] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[x] you care about what you look like majority of the time
[ ] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant ((well, yeah. otherwise i'd smell like ew all the time XD))
[x] you like high heel shoes ((i don't WEAR them but i LIKE them XD))
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[ ] you like putting makeup on others ((my hands are like TWITCH TWITCH which is why i'll never be a tattoo artist))
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything

TOTAL: 9

Boy - 15
Girl - 9

Dear Humanity,

In the past few days, I have lost a LOT of faith in you. Please prove to me that people are not all sick fucks and bigoted idiots.

Love, a concerned teen.

-In case you're wondering, I've been watching the news, listening to how 12 soldiers were killed and 31 wounded in a shooting at Fort Hood in Texas.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. Ten bodies have been found so far on the property of a registered sex offender. They FOUND the bodies after a woman reported being raped at his home.

AND THERE'S MORE. So i was all excited when I found out that Maine was going to legalize same-sex marriage and then BOOM. Fifty-three percent of voters voted YES on Question 1, which would repeal the law to legalize same-sex marriage.

AND ALL THIS HAPPENS IN THE LAST WEEK.
UHM.
WTF.
WHY.

omgomgomgomgomgomgomg. omg. OH. EM. GEE.

Tomorrow is Halloween! AHHH i'm too excited <33

Favorite holiday of the year! There's nothing like dressing up, going out, having a good time and getting candy

I'm trick-or-treating! And I'm in highschool! And I plan on doing this every year until I'm out of college! This year, I'm going for UNICEF. But most people don't have money out with them SOOO I'm taking a candy bag too
Me: Trick-or-treat for UNICEF?
Candy hander-outer: Sorry I don't have any money.
Me: Oh that's cool I'll just take some candy 8D

AND I'M GOING AS A MUMMY. ISH. PERSON. The costume is a raggy-looking dress. With a chincy bodice. I might just say I'm a zombie-bride. I've got white, black and grey make-up. I can make that work XP

And then when I get home I'm COUNTING MY CANDY and watching HORROR MOVIES. We rented like five Boris Karloff movies ((i begged 8D)), Phantasm, Orphan (that new movie), and The Excorist ((which i have never seen and i might just pee my pants)).

I'M SOOOO EXCITED I JUST CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU GAHHH.

So how are all you guys celebrating?
[[i should ask if you celebrate at all. but you should. because you are SOO missing out if you don't. the entire holiday is scary candy monster goodness.]]

ARE YOU TRICK-OR-TREATING?
ARE YOU ONE OF THE ONLY PEOPLE YOU'RE AGE DOING IT?
WHAT ARE YOU DRESSING UP AS?
ARE YOU GOING FOR CANDY OR MONEY ((UNICEF))?
ARE YOU WATCHING SCARY MOVIES?
ARE YOU GOING TO A PARTY?
ARE YOU THROWING A PARTY?
...are you just sitting at home in your PJs watching regular non-Halloween related TV shows? D:

anywayyy HAPPY HALLOWEEN.

- Brianna -

For every statement, there's a stereotype.
Put an [x] next to every stereotype that MUST apply to you.
((note: i didn't make this i just bummed it off of someone. i just don't remember who. is all))


[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[] I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[X] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[X] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[X] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[] I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[X] I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
[X] I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[] I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[] I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[] I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
[X] I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[] I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[] I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[X] I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[] I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[X] I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[] I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[] I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
[] I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[] I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
[] I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[X] I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
[] I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[X] I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
[] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
[X] I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[] I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[] I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[] I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[] I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[] I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[X] I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
[] I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[/] I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. ((self-esteem or narcissism? LOL))
[X] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[] I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[X] I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[] I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[X] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
[] I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. ((i'll assume that's a guy question XD))
[] I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
[] I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[X] I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
[] I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[] I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[] I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
[] I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[] I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[] I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[] I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[] I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
[] I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[X] I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
[] I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
[] I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
[] I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
[] I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[X] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[] I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[] I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
[] I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[] I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[] I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
[X] I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. ((I SWEAR IM NOT BEING CONCEITED))
[] I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
[X] I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
[] I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
[X] Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch.
[] Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
[] I read comics, so I MUST be a loser.
[] I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
[] I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[] I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[] I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
[] I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
[] I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
[] I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
[] I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
[X] I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. ((...i AM weak))
[X] I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
[] I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep
[] I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
[] I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[] I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[] I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[] I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[X] I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[X] I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
[] I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[] I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[] I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[] I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[X] I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
[] I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
[X] I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
[] I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
[] I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
[] I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
[] I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
[X] I'm on BIRTH CONTROL, so I MUST be a slut.
[] I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion
[] I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
[X] I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X] I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
[X] I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
[] I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
[] I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[X] I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[] I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[] I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY
[X] I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
[] I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
[] I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
[] I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[X] I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
[] I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean."
[] I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[] I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
[X] I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[] I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
[] I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
[X] I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.
[] I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[] I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[X] I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter, too.